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“CONDOM HEAD!” Conner screams, spiting saliva into his best friend’s eyes. “WE’RE GOING SHOPING!”
“I’m not wearing the cowl, clone boy,” Tim responds curtly while his other friend, Bart, pulls at his designer oxford. “Why are we going shopping?”
“All the Valentine’s candy is on sale,” Cassie yells from the other room, throwing a handful of reusable bags at Tim’s face. “So it’ll save you money.”
“Mmm. I can’t wait to eat it all. Snickers, Conversation Hearts, truffles, chocolateheartsredvelvetoreosvampireblooddippedcherriesandstrawberries-”
“Wait,” Tim interrupts, organizing the shopping bags. “Save me money?”
“We’re using Daddy’s credit card,” Conner pulls out a platinum card reading ‘Timothy Wayne’ from Tim’s front pocket. Tim groans.
“You only hang out with me for my money, don’t you?”
“No, no, no. Maybe. Race you to Tim’s Porsche Bart!”