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cool: how do you use a microwave
spike: BAHAHA
spike: WHO TF CANT USE A MICROWAVE
cool: :/
Mom-o: i also dont know :(
oworaka: first world problems
brocc: do you need help??
brocc: i can come down real quick
cool: yes please
spike: imagine not being able to use a fucking microwave
class rep: Please watch your language!
spike: SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS FOUR EYES
class rep: i dont get paid enough to deal with you
oworaka: we dont get paid??????
cool: izuku pls help
cool: keiths sonic oc will kill me if i burn it
brocc: do- do you mean kacchan?
cool: yes keiths sonic oc
spike: THATS FUCKING IT
brocc: kacchan pls
cool: yeah its a bit early for murder
class rep: It is currently one in the afternoon, how is it too early?
cool: ….reasons…
brocc: you were up all night again werent you :(
cool: suddenly i am blind and illiterate
suffler: can confirm he was up all night watching voltron
cool: i trusted you
suffler: rule number one never trust anybody
pining gay 2: didnt shinso say that
suffler: not my fault hes just as memealicious as me
spike: i cant believe you typed that out and still sent it
suffler: fuck you my ass is fat and my tits are massive
spike: ight so theres a funeral planned for 4:30 tmr afternoon
suffler: bet
suffler: oh wait
suffler: fuck nvm bye
class rep: Don’t murder anyone without probable cause!
brocc: DONT MURDER ANYONE?????
cool: dont
pining gay 2: please i cant play minecraft if denki dies
the rock: okay bakubro hear me out
the rock: go to the gym instead
spike: fuck you
spike: fine
brocc: *blinks* did i see that shit right
oworaka: the way i physically jolted seeing deku swear
spike: stfu that fucker has a worse mouth than me
brocc: expose my secrets again and were gonna have a problem kacchan
spike: tf was that you shitty version of a vegetable
brocc: you heard me :)
oworaka: ever casually forget deku broke his bones
oworaka: like, consistently
cool: no
brocc: nah it was worth it
pining gay 2: dude it was so scary how was that worth it
brocc: i mean i have some nerve damage but
brocc: i got into ua and the hero course so
oworaka: the zero pointer wasnt worth it tho
brocc: that literally wasnt my fault
pining gay 2: so you mean this isnt you?
pining gay 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAq443fhyDo
brocc: nope :)
suffler: hanta :) ily :) but :) Fuck :) You :)
pining gay 2: BAHAHAHAHAHA
cool: i dont understand
brocc: its okay shoto i can explain later
cool: cool
Mom-o: w h i p p e d
cool: >:|
spike: awful quiet for a guy who couldnt use a microwave
cool: awful loud for someone who cries over a kid show
spike: FUCK YOU YOU DID TOO YOU BASTARD
cool: yeah and
spike changed their name to explosion murder
explosion murder: fuck you
class rep: I don’t think that’s school appropriate, Bakugo.
explosion murder: okay and? Shove it up your ass
class rep: Why am I even trying?
oworaka: aww iida! We all appreciate you <3
explosion murder: SPEAK FOR YOURSELF ROUND FACE
brocc: we do iida! kacchan does too hes just insecure
explosion murder: THE FUCK WAS THAT DEKU
brocc: do you need glasses?
brocc: i mean im assuming you can read
oworaka: who are you and what did you do with the real deku
oworaka: youre being so,,,, spicy
the rock: BAHAHA SPICY
cat: midoriya claps back i need all the screenshots right now
suffler: done sent on their way
brocc: im just really tired of kacchans shit today so ive decided to choose violence <3
cat: waking up and choosing violence is the only way to wake up
Meme Queen: i prefer choosing chaos its more fun
pining gay 2: true true
explosion murder:
the rock: FDHSAKJ WHA
suffler: NO
Meme Queen: GODW HAT
suffler: KILL IT WITH FIRE
oworaka: CURSED
pining gay 2: WHY IS IT EMPY NO
explosion murder:
cat: heh nice
suffler: STOP THIS MADNESS
the rock: BRO PLEASE NO
Meme Queen: IT BURNS USSSSSS
suffler: WHY NO STOP GROSS
pining gay 2: hey cheif personally i cannot handle this
explosion murder: where the fuck did deku go if i cant kill him i can make him die inside
brocc: what with a blank message
brocc: nice try tho
oworaka: seriously concerned about deku rn
Mom-o: do you not remember watching him fight all might for the finals?
Mom-o: that was seriously scary
brocc: i forgot other people saw that ngl
brocc: just a little intense <3
oworaka: how did you not have serious spinal damage
brocc: i did have spinal damage
oworaka: WH
suffler: sir-
pining gay 2: midoriya is scary part 37
brocc: WH
brocc: im not that scary guys i promise
cat: the duality of midoriya izuku
suffler: baby by day probably a serial killer by night
brocc: WH
cat: no no more like a serious vigilante
brocc: thats illegal
cool: laws arent real
cool: how is being arrested real just walk away
brocc: shoto no
cool: shoto yes
cat: laws are stupid
cat: and so is fortnite
suffler: SHDF WHy
cat: if one more 12 year old kills me ill scream
pining gay 2: lmaooo o
cat: anyways acab
brocc: woah there politics in a gc of class 1-a and mr aizawa seems dangerous
cat: i thought you chose violence
cat: anyways fuck da police
oworaka: FUCK DA POLICE
brocc: guys-
suffler: 1312
cool: wait acab but,,, ahab?
brocc: yall i-
explosion murder: HAHA YOU SAID YALL YOU FUCKING NERD
brocc: :(
cat: yee haw
suffler: whats wrong with yall
cat: bunch of americans in the chat tonight
brocc: thats just mean
brocc: and shoto not ahab just endeavor.
cool: your hand in marriage right now
brocc: DHSKJAFH HH WH
oworaka: todoroki youve killed him
cool: but i just proposed :(
cat: now thats what i call too gay to function
Bi Icon: whens the funeral
explosion murder: i wanted to kill him >:(
pining gay 2: jeAAAALOUSYY
explosion murder: DO YOU WANNA DIE ILL KILL YOU WITH A RUSTY SPOON AND MY BARE HADNS
brocc: kacchan thats so sweet i didnt know you cared that much
explosion murder: FUCK YOU I HATE YOU
brocc: he means he cherishes me as a rival and would hate to see me go <3
explosion murder: FUCK YOU DEKU YOURE DEAD FUCKING MEAT EAT THIRTY SEVEN ASSES
suffler: what in the wattpad
cat: lmaoo sounds kinda sus kacchan
explosion murder: what was that you purple haired fucking freak
class rep has removed explosion murder from Gay Hell
class rep: fucking. language.
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UA Staff
im sleeping fuck off: nezu do you see this
Chunky Cheese: yes! Its quite amusing! I had been wondering when Iida would finally snap
Captain Scream: what happened i need the tea
Chunky Cheese: the usual banter until Iida finally snapped at Bakugo and removed him from the group chat. He then proceeds to say ‘fucking. language.”
Captain Scream: HOLY SHIT THATS AMAZING IS HE OKAY
I Am Here: is it not questionable that you are spying on their group chat for drama?
Chunky Cheese: toshinori, quite frankly, i do not care. If it were a matter of ethics i could simply say it was for security reasons and no one would even think it was to satiate my own need for drama.
im sleeping fuck off: i have the right to know what bakugo is blowing up three desks in the fifteen minutes of homeroom