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Is That What I Think It Is?

Chapter 6: In Which Nudes Do Happen

Summary:

Lewd photos are sent, penises get hard, and Dan just can't catch a fucking break.

Notes:

*wheezes* wOO IM NOT DEAD ENJOY THE SLIGHT SMUT IN THIS CHAPTER BECAUSE THERE WILL BE ACTUAL SMUT IN THE NEXT PINKY PROMISE

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Arin: HWO WAS IT FOR

Dan: What

Arin: WHO WERE THEY FOR DAN

Arin: TELL ME

Dan: Arin it is four in the morning

Arin: Yet you immediately responded were you even sleeping

Dan: I mean

Dan: I was GETTING THERE shut up

Dan: But still man what the fuck it's late

Arin: DUDE

Dan: What??

Arin: I need to know you don't fuckin understand

Dan: Are you drunk

Dan: Or high

Dan: Or under some influence

Arin: What no way you know I don't do any of those

Arin: What even is a weed lol

Dan: How tired are you right now

Arin: Very VERY tired

Arin: I literally shot up in a cold sweat because I NEED TO KNOW

Dan: You did not do that

Arin: ALRIGHT MAYBE I WAS UP ANYWAY NOT RELEVANT

Dan: What do you need to know?

Dan: I actually have no idea what we're talking about right now

Arin: I need to know who they were for

Dan: Can you be a little more specific?

Arin: DAN WHO WERE THEY FOOOOR

Dan: IM GONNA COME OVER THERE AND KICK YOUR ASS WHO WHAT WAS FOR

Dan: *WAS WHAT FOR

Dan: GDI NOW I CANT TALK

Arin: THE PICTURES GOD DAMN IT

Dan: ???

Arin: The dick pics Dan

Arin: THE DICK PICS

Dan: OHH

Dan: No one dude

Arin: You can tell me it's not like I'm gonna get mad

Arin: I'm the one who actually gets your dick anyway so who cares

Dan: No I'm serious

Dan: I only took them cause Brian was being an ass

Arin: So they were for Brian

Dan: No.

Arin: He'd probably enjoy dick pics from you tbh

Arin: You know Bri

Dan: Trust me I'm very aware

Dan: He was taking pics for his own purposes and he wouldn't lay off when he found out I didn't ever really do it

Dan: So I took them out of spite and then forgot to delete them

Arin: Oh

Arin: Okay that was actually haunting me for a while thanks

Dan: What really

Arin: Hell yeah dude ever since the night I got them I couldn't stop wondering who they were for

Dan: Aw were you jealous?

Arin: No

Dan: You so were weren't you

Arin: I WASNT

Dan: I'm gonna ask suze if you were

Arin: She's SLEEPING DONT

Dan: Then just tell me the truth so I don’t wake her

Dan: I know you were

Arin: FINE maybe a little

Dan: There we go

Dan: Also that's adorable

Arin: Shut up

Arin: Anyway did you actually delete them?

Dan: I think I did

Dan: Why do you want one

Arin : Yes pls

Dan: I was joking

Dan: Well mostly at least

Dan: Plus I mean you've seen my dick in person do you really want pictures of it

Arin: YES PLS

 

Dan snorts at Arin's enthusiasm, his free hand moving from where it was resting behind his head to slide down to his stomach, idly rubbing at the exposed skin. All of his skin is exposed, well, at least the skin on his torso, considering he isn’t wearing a shirt right now. He's honestly surprised he hasn't dropped his phone on his face yet in this position, since holding his phone up with one hand while lying on his back was just asking to get a face full of phone.

He has experience with this, trust him.

 

Dan: Well if you're serious

Dan: I guess I can take some lewd pictures

Arin: Why wouldn't I be serious

Arin: My dick is as hard as a fucking rock of course I want lewd pictures

Dan: Arin why are you hard

Arin: When am I not hard

Dan: Most of the time actually?

Arin: Alright maybe I was jacking it

Arin: MAYBE

Dan: At four in the morning

Arin: Oh like you haven’t done shit like that before

Arin: Don’t act like you’re innocent Mr. No Reason Boners

Dan: Fine you got me there

Arin: That's not the point anyway

Dan: Is it not

Dan: Listen I'll take one and then I'm going to bed

Arin: But Dan

Dan: As fun as sexting sounds I'm gonna fall asleep halfway through so no

Arin: But Daaaan

Arin: We haven’t even tried that before can’t we do it?

Dan: Arin

Arin: It’s not like it's that hard to get kinky through text

Dan: No

Arin: :l



Dan opens his camera and switches to the front one, just looking at his appearance on the screen before doing anything. His hair is disheveled and splayed out on the pillow his head is resting on, an absolute mess, but that part is pretty normal.

Since Dan doesn’t have a shirt on, his slightly tanned, almost too thin frame is on display for all to see. All being only Arin, that is. Other than that he’s got blue boxers on, which are visible slightly on the screen along with the rest of him if he held his arm way up and turned his phone a little. He had also taken his contacts off hours ago, so now his glasses are perched on his face, which just makes him look kind of nerdy and not sexy at all. In his opinion, at least.

None of this is terribly sexy, if he’s being honest. How is he even supposed to do this?

He puts his phone down for a moment, lifting his hips to slide his boxers down his thighs and off of his legs.

And now he’s naked. Okay, sure. Why not.

Jesus, Dan is really out of his element in terms of making himself look attractive. Well, face-wise he could manage, a smirk and half-lidded eyes usually did the trick, and voice-wise he was pretty sure he knew the kind of lilt to inflict to make himself sound sexy, but he was at a loss for the rest of him.

Clearly, Dan is not as good at this sort of thing as people might assume.

Though, it's not like Arin didn't know that. There were plenty of times Dan had to go to Arin for advice when it came to picking up girls, so he doubted Arin would care if he got a slightly silly picture right now. He probably wouldn't care as long as Dan was somehow involved.

But Dan doesn’t want to send a silly picture, he wants to be all hot and seductive, and he is struggling . With a grumble, Dan slips his glasses off and places them on his nightstand, rashly deciding that he'd look better without them.

Except that's stupid, because now he can't even fucking see if he looks good or not. As much as he loved Arin, he was not getting up and going all the way to the bathroom just to put his contacts on for one single photo. He puts the glasses back on reluctantly, eyeing himself up with the front camera yet again now that his clear sight is back.

Okay, fine. He’ll leave them on.

He peers down at his flaccid dick before licking his palm and taking it in hand, giving himself a few long strokes, trying to work it up to hardness. That'd look better, right? When he'd taken the other pictures, he was hard, but he wasn't necessarily trying to take dick pics that would arouse someone else back then.

He was hard at the time just because that happened to him sometimes. He'd say it was a no reason boner, but it was probably one from nervous tension than anything.

Nervous tension due to taking photos of his penis for the first time. Yep. Dan is lame.

He groans lowly as his thumb drags over his frenulum, his other hand trailing down to fondle his own balls, rolling them in his palm and coaxing another breathy sound out of himself.

Great, now he just kind of wants to say fuck it to the nudes and get off. But he can’t just do that. Arin’s waiting.

It doesn't take much longer for Dan to get hard, and once he does he forces himself to stop his strokes and teasing rubs, as much as he doesn't want to, picking his phone up yet again.

The camera is pointing at him for probably the third time that night, and he takes his cock in hand again, just holding it as he makes eye contact with the camera.

He takes the photo, smirking up at the camera flirtily, and once it's taken his face drops back to its neutral state as he looks over it. He had managed to hold his phone at an angle that allowed his bare torso and crotch to be visible, but a bit of his hair got cut off in the process. Oh well, it's not like that’s a problem, he has more than enough of that to go around.

Alright, he has to admit the picture doesn’t look... that bad. It isn’t blurry at all, and he looks pretty attractive, so that’s good, right? He sends the picture to Arin with a simple “;)” to go along with it, not really expecting Arin to respond since he’s been so quiet since the last text. It was entirely possible that the younger man fell asleep while waiting for the picture.

However, Dan immediately gets a response.

 

Arin: Oh fuck yes

Arin: Were you jerking off already?

 

Dan almost tells him the truth, that he'd gotten himself hard just for the picture, but he decides against it, realizing he can play around with the claim.

 

Dan: Maaaybe I was

Dan: Maybe I just couldn't help myself

Arin: Couldn't help yourself?

Dan: Yeah

Dan: Thinking about that hot bod

 

He could’ve been more creative with that, honestly. Oh well. He’s tired and horny, who could blame him?

 

Dan: Well, I'm still going to bed so have fun with that

Arin: What really

Dan: Yeah babe

Arin: I’d complain but this is enough jack off material to last me quite a while to be honest so

Arin: I'll live

Arin: I'm totally getting you back for leaving me hanging with a hot nude though

Dan: Fine whatever

Dan: I'll take my punishment later idc

Arin: Ooh that's kinky

Dan: GOODNIGHT ARIN

Arin: <3

 

Dan puts his phone back on the nightstand, huffing as he lays back in bed, and he reaches for his underwear to put it back on before he remembers that he's still very hard.

He chews on his lip.

Alright, a quick jerk before bed wouldn't hurt, right?

He licks his palm for the second time, he probably should just use lube instead of the constant wetting of his hand but he's lazy and sluggish, and he figures this is going to be fast anyway.

He wraps his wet palm around his cock again, sighing at the contact, and he gets to work.

Dan actually falls asleep quickly once he finishes and cleans up, so that’s a plus, at least

--

The next time Dan hears from Arin is early the next day, when he's in the library on campus, wide awake and attempting to study even though he's running solely on a rushed jerk off sesh and an alarmingly small amount of sleep.

And Skittles. Though, it's not like that's doing much.

Sometimes his body just sort of felt... used to his shitty sleep schedule, and he didn't even feel all that tired when he didn't sleep right. Waking up was a different story, he felt like death doing that regardless of if he slept one or even nine hours, but once he was actually out of bed and doing things, he felt pretty okay.

Arguably, he even felt more awake when he slept less, and more tired when he slept more, the sole reason for that being his body growing accustomed to him running on such little sleep so often. Though, this usually led to him crashing about halfway through the day.

Man, Dan’s body is weird.

Anyway, Arin.

 

Arin: Yo are you awake

Arin: If so where r u

Dan: I'm very awake and in the library what's up

Arin: Dude what? It's early as shit

Arin: And you don't even have any morning classes today.

Dan: So

Arin: So why are you in the library?

Dan: I have a test tomorrow so I'm studying

Arin: Why the library can't u just study in your room

Arin: It’s not like Barry’s loud

Arin: If he’s even there that is

Dan: He is there and not loud but it's all quiet and serious in here so it's helpful

Arin: Also since when do you study

Dan: Since I woke up early as hell with no class to go to and a finished essay and realized maybe studying is what a good student would do before an exam

Arin: Yeah but you aren't a good student

Arin: You're a terrible student actually

Dan: Rude

Arin: Baby I'm just saying  

Dan: Don't try to use pet names on me that was still sassy

Arin: But babe

Dan: Could you hold the sauce for a couple of hours

Dan: Don't need your sass and names rn big cat

Arin: YOU JUST USED A PET NAME YOURSELF

Dan: THAT DOES NOT COUNT I HAVE BEEN CALLING YOU THAT FOR YEARS

Arin: Still a pet name so you're a hypocrite

Dan: Does that actually count as a pet name?

Arin: Pretty sure it does

Dan: Have I always been that gay towards you

Arin: I mean pet names aren't inherently gay

Arin: But even putting that aside yes we were both pretty gay towards each other from the start so

Arin: Anyway

Arin: Are there a lot of people there?

Dan: Of course not dude

Dan: Who the hell is gonna be in the library right now

Arin: You apparently

Dan: Okay fine you got me there

Dan: Dick

Arin: Speaking of dicks

Dan: Oh boy I wonder where is this going

Dan: It's been a couple of hours since we talked about penises

Dan: Or looked at them considering I sent you a picture of things last night

Dan: Do you have no self control

 

Dan places his phone down after sending off the text and moves to slam the textbook in front of him shut.

So much for studying. His phone goes off again almost immediately, and he huffs hard through his nose. It isn’t a response in words, it’s a picture, and he's more than shocked when it actually isn't just Arin's dick. Which he was sort of expecting.

It is a picture of him, though. Arin's in bed, hair splayed out messily around his face, looking all nice and long and silky. Arin's gaze is half-lidded and looking straight at the camera, lips curled up into a smirk with an eyebrow cocked, and a hand is placed on his soft stomach, as if it had been trailing down.

Dan can't tell if Arin is actually naked, or if he's just shirtless with his underwear on, because his crotch is out of frame.

So much for dick. Dan feels lied to.

Wanting to see Arin's dick so much still throws Dan off a bit. He can't deny that he does, though. Seeing his boyfriend's dick sounds way more fun than reading right now.

The picture makes Dan blush and look over his shoulder, eyes darting around the warmly lit room to see if anyone was looking at him. No one was, of course. The few people who were actually there were too busy reading or on laptops to actually pay any attention to what he was doing.

Or sleeping. Dan can swear that the one guy over there also sitting at a table was asleep with his head buried in a textbook. That was none of Dan's business, though.

Dan looks back down at his phone. The photo had been sent alongside some messages.



Arin: Of course I have no self control

Arin: Like what you see? ;)

 

Dan rolls his eyes. Fucking Arin.

Well, he likes what he sees, but that's not the point.

 

Dan: Possibly.

Arin: Only possibly?

Dan: Are you actually sending me nudes while I'm at the library?

Arin: Of course I am

Dan: I can't send any back right now sadly

Arin: SEND NUDES

Dan: Don't meme right now

Dan: Plus just calling a meme out doesn't make it funny

Dan: You're not even memeing properly cmon

Arin: I beg to differ.

Arin: But also I mean



Another picture goes through.

It's angled just a little lower, only Arin's mouth and some of his nose are really visible, lips now curled up into a smirk, and Dan can now see the waistline of his underwear. Arin usually wore boxer briefs, but what Dan sees is a light pink, and it looks soft, kind of see-through and patterned, kind of...lacy?

There's not much to see that's different than the first picture besides the tiny peek of fabric, his actual crotch isn't even that visible, not enough to see dick, at least. It takes a few seconds for Dan to realize it, what Arin is actually showing him, but once he does, his breath catches in his throat.

Dan is looking at the lace trim of panties.

Arin is wearing fucking panties.

Dan swallows thickly, feeling his dick twitch in his pants as another message comes through. Fuck. If he actually gets a boner in the fucking library of all places, he's not going to be happy. 

 

Arin: It's not REALLY a nude if I'm not naked, is it?

Dan: Duuude

Arin: :3c

Dan: First of all NEVER use that face again

Dan: Not even Suzy uses that face that's not allowed

Dan: Second ARE YOU WEARING PANTIES RIGHT NOW

Arin: ;3c

Dan: ARIN why do yuo have panties

Dan: You*

Arin: Reasons

Dan: Suzy?

Arin: I said reasons

Arin: It's not important right now maybe I'll tell you later

Dan: That's totally important

 

Dan's grip on his phone is probably too tight as it goes off again, another picture of Arin lighting his phone up from its idly dim state. Arin probably held the phone very high up for this picture, extending his arm more, because now Arin's face and his crotch were both comfortably in the same shot.

The panties themselves weren't anything fancy; the only thing really lacy was the trim, the rest looked soft and silky, with a small bow on the front. That gave them a sort of innocent look, adorable even, though the hard dick straining against the fabric made the sight way dirtier than it probably should've been.

The hand that was previously on Arin's stomach was now on the panties, loosely gripping the bulge, thumb resting over the head of Arin's dick over the panties, pressing down on what looked like a wet spot.

Arin's cheeks were flushed pink, and he was biting his lip, eyebrows furrowed a little.



Arin: Isn't this more important?

 

God. Damn. It.

Yep, he's hard. Dan is hard. In the library. That's a thing that's happening in Dan's life right now. That picture punched his one-way ticket to Bonerville and he is not pleased.

Well, he is, and that’s the problem

 

Dan: why 

Arin: Why what

Arin: Do you not like it or something?

Arin: I can lose the panties if that’s an issue

Dan: NO THTS NOT IT

Dan: NO ITS GREAT TIS JUST THAT I POPPED A BONER IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING LIBRARY THANKS ARIN

Arin: Pfffft

Arin: Tis just that I popped a boner is a great sentence

Dan: LISTEN

Dan: *ITS

Arin: Also I mean that was the plan

Dan: Are you trying to seduce me

Dan: Right now

Arin: Possibly

Arin: Or maybe I just really like embarrassing you



Dan starts to type out a slightly peeved response when once again, for the millionth time, another photo comes through.

Arin had moved to lay on his stomach, and it's clear that he had to twist his arm awkwardly to actually get this picture to come out right, but it did, and now Dan is staring at Arin's plump ass. Arin always had a nice ass, one Dan usually wanted to grab, and now was certainly no different.



Arin: How many pictures is it going to take before you come and fuck me hard?

 

That curvy son of a bitch.

Dan huffs, shifting in his chair a little, feeling his dick against his zipper, and that just makes him hyper aware of how hard he is.

He grumbles quietly in annoyance, fingers flying across the keyboard as he types.

 

Dan: Dude I'm gonna have to walk across campus with a hard on

Arin: Lmao

Dan: DONT LMAO ME RIGHT AFTER ASKING ME TO FUCK YOU HARD

Dan: Do NOT

Dan: I'm going to kick your ass oh my god

Arin: *lick

Dan: ARIN

Arin: What it sounds more fun that way

Arin: Grabbing it would also be fun

Arin: Or slapping it

Arin: Listen I'm not a picky guy

Dan: Fuck

Arin: Babe you should come over

Dan: I can't

Dan: I have a raging erection right now if I get up it'll be obvious

Dan: WAIT NO I know what you're going to say and if you do I'm NOT having sex with you

Dan: Don't fucking say it you memey bastard it doesn't even make SENSE right now

Arin: ...

Arin: My parents aren't home

Dan: I hate you

Dan: These memes aren’t even THAT relevant anymore shut the fuck up

Arin: You love me and shut up they so are

Dan: You are just full of shitty memes today aren't u

Arin: You love that too but also when am I not tbh

Dan: Next thing I know you’re gonna dab while we fuck

Arin: Would you be mad if I did that?

Dan: YES OF COURSE

Arin: You also love my sweet ass so u should come fuck it

Dan: You're really horny today actually what's up with that

Arin: Dude I asked if you were awake hoping you were too so maybe I could get you to bang me

Arin: What did you expect

Arin: You up and left last night so now I'm craving the premium D

Arin: That high quality dick action

Dan: As opposed to what kind of d

Dan: Low quality?

Arin: Yeah like you know

Arin: Cheap knock off store brand dick

Arin: Not as good as the authentic brand dick

Arin: That kind of d

Dan: So you just want my dick is that it

Dan: Am I good for nothing else besides my amazing dick

Arin: I didn’t mean it like THAT

Arin: But it is amazing

Dan: So my dick is premium and you want it right now is that what I’m hearing

Arin: I do

Arin: I want it deep inside of me

Arin: Like right this second I’m so down for hopping on a dick

Arin: If you’re down for getting your dick hopped on that is

 

Dan could feel the flush on his cheeks at the thought. Despite how unserious Arin was wording it, it was still making Dan’s mind do... things. They hadn't gone quite that far just yet, but honestly Dan was more down for it than he'd ever like to admit.

He must've taken too long to respond, because Arin starts sending more texts.



Arin: But I mean I know we're gonna end up cuddling at some point either way so there's that too

Arin: Plus I wanted to see you in general bc I love you so fuck off

Arin: But don't fuck off actually I miss you

Arin: Fuck off in this direction
 

Dan sighs, looking around the room once again. Well, it's still early, and if he walks fast enough he doubts anyone he actually knows would run into him...

Fuck it.  

Dan grabs his books and binder and all but shoves the items into his bag, standing up quickly and walking as fast as he can out of the room without running, eyes still cast downward at the screen of his phone.



Dan: Alright fine I'm going but your ass is grass I hope you know that

Arin: Then come mow it dickweed

Dan: Not helping your case baby girl

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